Just so it’s not all one sided, here’s a little beefcake for the girls. I do wonder who’s bits have been seen by more people. David Beckham or Paris Hilton? Is there some sort of competition going on here that I don’t know about. Paris picks the phone up, rings Becks and says, “OK I’ve just shown my cooch again, now it’s your turn? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours sort of thing?

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